~natnoj

My Danger Levels, whats the best time for me to beat you up if you disturb me?:

0 - I'm Asleep
1 - In front of important people
3 - Stoning
4 - Disrupted When Drawing
5 - Eating
6 - Thinking
7 - Licking My Top Row Of Teeth
8 - Staring
9 - When I'm Quiet
10 - When I'm Doing Maths

Tagged

1. Post these rules.
2. Each tagged person must post 8 things about their self on their journal.
3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 8 people and post their icons on the same journal.
4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5. No tag-backs.

1. Feeling Good
2. Numbers belong to the Beezlebub
3. Pinnacle Of Randomness
4. Felt Tips
5. Head Phones
6. Bright Colours
7. Everything
8. Change

Why. Tag? 12.

This is a rate and review of ma frens :

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Rylond:

Pros: Mildly intelligent, can catch majority of what i'm saying, fellow nintendo fanboy, likes manga too, like trading card games, spends money like me.

Cons: HAS A WII! HAS A WII!HAS A WII! HAS A WII!HAS A WII! HAS A WII! I WANT ONE YOU BITCH And you can do maths.

How To Improve: Give me your Wii. NOW

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Lewis:

Pros: I can make fun off him. HEY LOOK! 7 HORSES!

Cons: Glassjaw. WoW.

How To Improve: Swtich to country, Heavy Speed Metal + horse = wtf?

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Timothy:

Pros: He is mildly retarded and behaves randomly at random times - thats exactly like me, except my retardtion is atad less mild. Its chronic.

Cons: I WANT YOUR HOUSE U CAN FRIGGIN WALK TO THE CARD SHOP U RABBIT FACED MONKEY SASHIMI!!!!!

How To Improve: Give me your house, increase retardtion.


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Peng Chuan:

Pros: Fun to disturb, often looks so annoyed that it looks like his pimples would erupt in a shower of pus.

Cons: limited vocabulary consisting of:
" Dulan "
" Hanar- Hanar "
" Liddat la! Liddat la!"

However, he can string these words in parts, like: Duddat lanar! Lanhalalidat!

How To Improve: Actually make your pimples burst. That - Would be AWESOME

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Bjorn:

Pros: Very large, makes it easier to partake in illegal activities in class with a giant blocking me. Hair style never changes, easily recognizable. Acutally calls me natnoj. name fun to make fun of.

Cons: He FINDS THE WORD NATNOJ FUNNY. HO BITCH SEAL CLUBBING SCOTTISH MONSTER.

How To Improve: Get an afro, you'll look cool.

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Ernest:

Pros: Plays with PSP half naked, helps to decide on where to eat for lunch.

Cons: HAS DOUGHNUTS TO EAT IN CLASS! HAS DOUGHNUTS!! DOUGHNUTTTTSSSS First person to escape a rick roll through malfunctioning youtube.

How To Improve: Stop koping food from leftovers, I swear one day you're gonna eat something i spat out. And oh yea, sorry for spitting at you from across the whole classroom with perfect accuracy and for spraying milk into your ear. I'm proud

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Sankyuu veri muches. luk at meh i speil gud.

Graphic design is fun.

and simple.



My parents like to say that its my duty to study and to get good grades, to do my homework, and they have very intresting things to say to make me feel bad.

Here's their top 10:


" I'll scold your teacher if she calls me."
- Um... so? In the first place how will you scold her/him? There practically nothing to
scold them about!

"WHY DID YOU CALL ME!? I'M BUSY! CALL MY SECETARY TO FIX AN APPOINTMENT!"

well heck no my mum doesn't have a secetary, maybe she had one, problably would have
died from the excessive bullcrap and nagging.

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" We won't support you if you don't do well."
- You support me? Wow. thats new. If "Your art is bad", "You are hopeless", "Why can't
you be like so and so?!" is supporting me, then i'm posting this entry from a type-
writer.

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" Stop it with your yo-yos!"
- Firstly, its not a yoyo, its a wheel. That aside, I'll stop my yo-yos if you stop
nagging. Impossible for you? Same here, if you don't like my wheels I'll eli hop your
face... once i learn how to eli hop.

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" STOP BANGING YOUR CAR INTO THE FURNITURE!"
- Remote control car + small house = lol
It's not my fault! Buy a bigger house!

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" STOP BANGING THE DOOR! ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL REMOVE THE DOOR!"
- Well my door split along the middle so it kinda snaps together like a giant clapper
when I open it.

Honestly, if you're gonna get someone to remove my door can't u get someone to fix
it?

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" If you spend at least half the time you spend playing on work you would do well!"
- Well parents, if you spend half the time you spend nagging actually trying to do
something that actually doesn't stress or piss the hell out of me I might just
be able to study better. Turds.

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" FROM BIG SCREEN TO SMALL SCREEN! ARE YOU TRYING TO GO BLIND! YOU CAN"T DO ANYTHING
WHEN YOU'RE BLIND!"
- Meaning I move from my monitor to the tv to my ds. If i don't go blind I'll go deaf
anyway with all your incessant nagging, put a lid on it... you'll need a big lid
though.

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" Deviantart deviantart whats the point?"
- Good question. It's fun and it made me improve as a person in general. At least I
don't spend my time being an ass.

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" Just look at *insert famous person* he had to work *insert amount* this hard to be
successful, I had to work hard, every piece of sh*t you eat is thanks to my work!"
- If you want me to thank you just say so. And yes I know Mr.XXXXX studied with the
corridor light and made it big, but wth does it have to do with me?

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Well, school has started again and i have a new vice principal, i mistook him for a security guard in the morning, but his ressemblance to one ultra friendly security guard we have in school is UNCANNY.

After half a year I guess you know who you like and who you don't like, friends are more friendlike now and we do more friend things. And there is one clingy bastard who thinks that he fits in and should just F off and die. twice. Thanks for dying, tis the best thing u have ever done

I'd rather rick roll myself than listen to the nagging. Save my bloody ears.

My art is finally. Finally. Making it somewhere.

I've found my own style, and with it i've been blessed with alot of things.

2 Weeks ago I drew fanart for teh awesome 1337 dinosoar abisaurus and the creators gave me:
1. An Abisaurus T-Shirt worth $30

I'm thankful.


Last week i bagged 2nd place (so close! so close!) in some comic strip contest organized by IPOS and i received:

1. A Nokia N82 ($738)
2. Creative Muvo T200 2GB MP3 player ($99)

* All currency stated in in S$, conversion rate to USD is about
S$ / 1.5 = USD


And to top that off my commissions are actually coming in after a major lack of buisness, i haven't got one after my $70 deal with some polytechnic student for art in his project.

1. Art for someone's project
2. A Laptop Skin
3. A Set of cartoon cariacatures as Birthday presents

Oh but screw the money, i have art!

I'm gonna get a job as a commisionererister(sounds remotely german... mmmm... rammstein...) with some friends. I feels awesomes. Seriously I do.


Cepph (i've not called her by name for 2 years i think) has been complanning about not getting commissions on gaia.


SO IF ANY OF YOU GAIA PLAYERS READ THIS JOLLY WELL GO GET A COMMISSION FROM HER OR I'LL SAUTE' YOU WITH GARLIC! IN AMERICA!

That aside, I've been playing Yu-Gi-Oh alot now, I'm chucked my yoyo aside for abit, i want something more awesome and 1337 than playing 1A... I'm thinking of 2A, i'll ask the guys at the store to teach me.

Oh bloody hell! Look at the time! I'll go drink my tea and eat my muffins now.

Excuse the Yu-Gi-Oh abridged quotes, it's crack and you know it.